If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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