god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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