no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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