You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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