"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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