So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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