Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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