Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
