Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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