Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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