Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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