i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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