Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
