Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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