Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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