TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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