Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
