Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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