we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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