We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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