I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
wow bdsm is so cute
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