the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
