my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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