So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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