He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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