Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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