thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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