I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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