Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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