i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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