it wasn't lemon gatorade
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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