i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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