I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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