at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
