im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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