I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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