are you still at the devil's house?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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