I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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