I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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