i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
