Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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