I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
