if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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