i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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