There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I am mentally ready for anal.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
