She is in my trunk
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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