So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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