I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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