Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Bring me that man meat
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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