After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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