wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
