your parents love me but you hate me
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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